Every year we learn a few things from Shark Week.
1. There really isn't that much footage of shark attacks or swimming sharks - so it's basically the same shows as last year with newer jazzier titles.
2. Sharks aren't the mindless killers we once thought they were. They are like puppies just taking exploratory bites. If they really wanted to eat us...there would be no survivors.
3. You can sharkify yourself. See the pictures below. Warning - they are not for the faint of heart.
4. Tom will tell you that you shouldn't go swimming in the ocean for at least 6 months after watching.
5. My favorite quote so far is this (in reference to the shark attack survivors that were merely given exploratory bites in the water, even though their leg is gone): "The fact that you have been randomly sampled and ultimately rejected is not a comfort for these shark attack victims".
That is so funny! Can you imagine saying that to someone. You have been randomly sampled and ultimately rejected (by a shark). Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm dying.
6. No matter how many reruns there are during Shark Week, it's just plain fun.
So the moral of this post is: Don't swim in dark, murky water and do your best to not look like a seal.
4 comments:
Wow you guys look great. I am sure that would scare any shark away! I have not watched this show we don't have cable just regular free tv. I am so loving the description I might have to order Discovery. Thanks for making me laugh so hard :)
Wow, I think you should be shark models! So fun! I love the discovery channel and this really is one of their better shows. Glad you love it too! :o)
Dear Megan, These pictures made me laugh harder than I have laughed in a really, really long time. Miss you!
Oh Meg! You crack me up. I love your shark pictures.
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