Dear Washing Machine,
Thank you for washing my clothes while I relax and watch the Sound of Music.
Thanks for having so much fun with me on Saturday. Who knew fixing a vacuum, cleaning someone else's apartment, and returning clothes at Kohl's could be so much fun?
Dear Lemon Poppyseed Scone Mix,
You were so delicious and if you were any easier, you would make yourself.
I wish you would tone down the awesomeness...just a little. It's starting to make me sick.
Thanks for hanging out on Friday night and teaching me how to make my emails not look like forwards. You are the best. Please remember that a dream is a wish your heart makes.
Dear Nielsen's Lemon Custard,
Let's be BFFs. For reals.